(774): Ydah dotm woruy bouj it
(774): wiph ud jbome tho

Reeeeeal tycipal

(315): Keith is trying to hold my hand

(610): Let him!!!

(as drunk Dave is successfully getting my phone number on attempt number 7...)

(315) I wish you could see the look you just gave me

(315): Just before I left my apartment, i realized it. My shirt had, in fact, been on backwards the whole day

(610): And that is how you wow the ladies day in and day out. You're an adonis...shirts have no backwards or forwards with you.

(315): I'm an anarchist

(610): A rebel without a cause

(610): A rebel without proper dressing skills to say the least

Yes you do

(516) : I just got hit on by a gay guy. I need to stop reading outside on Saturday night.

From the fgn the night of the Wilco show...

1:22 a.m.
(978): "Follow your heart"

Learn your rules

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This is true of many things

(315) The bus is way better when you're mad ripped