gchat reminder...

me: don't you have a flight to catch or something?
Sent at 1:50 PM on Monday

rokaya9467: OH SHIT
WHAT TIME IS IT
SHIT
me: hahahahahaha

Chris? Kris?

gchat...

me: you should invest in those hand warmers and some nice gloves now that things are getting chilly
or perhaps chris cringle will bring you some solstice gloves

rokaya9467: chris cringle?
i'm buying gloves on the way home actually
ohh like santa claus
i'm used to kringle with a k
i thought he was like some BU friend i had who i forgot i exchange christmas presents with

610: My latest theory about the comm ave guy...what if he is training for ninja warrior?

Not a Gift

(262): Hi, this is Abby. Don't be alarmed, there is a small asian girl in your bed. This is not a gift. It happened too fast. Nothing could be done.

Pizza Man

(516): Who is this?
(718): Pizza man
(516): I didn't order pizza

unfortunate circumstance

314: Text me at blanford i will hop on at west
203: At blanford.
314: Missed it
203: I thought you were at west.
314: East
203: I'll get off at west.
314: No! I got the bus
203: Too late i got off.

this all happened because i don't know where west is. and because i text instead of calling when it matters most.

SPAC Night One

(610): Glowstick City, population: me.

gchatroom june 17

I happen to leave my desk for an hour and this is what transpires:

Rokaya: WHAT THE FUCK
SOMEONE STOLE THE MEAT AND CHEESE FROM MY SANDWICH
Samantha: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
I just snorted with laughter, fyi
Rokaya: oh my god
danrys23: what
what happened
Rokaya: i just got my sandwich that i made this morning
and there's nothing in it
i am so confused
danrys23: that is.... hilarious
Rokaya: i am distraught
Samantha: I am in awe
I should investigate this
danrys23: can you imagine the person who did this
Samantha: I think you should write a note
infact, I'll write a note and fax it to you with the other paper work
and then you can post it
Rokaya: can you draw a cool picture too
Samantha: absolutely I can
danrys23: you know what you should do
write a 300 word rant and email it to the weekly dig
you can get it published like mine!
Rokaya: can you just write it for me
Samantha: hahahah
danrys23: no
cause i have never felt the feelings you are feeling right now
Samantha: what kind of bread was it on?
Rokaya: focaccini
danrys23: what the hell is that
Rokaya: brushed with olive oil an sprinkled with grated Romano cheese, these small focaccia rolls are great for sandwiches, dipping, or snacking
danrys23: hmmm
12:40 PM so its a special bread to you?
Rokaya: absolutely
not my favorite.
but important.
danrys23: and what kind of sandwich was it
Rokaya: turkey pastrami with cheese and lettuce
can't remember what kind of cheese
danrys23: and it's just gone?
Rokaya: yeah!
but i distinctly remember making it this morning
danrys23: wait
so the whole sandwich is gone?
or just the insides of it
Rokaya: just the insides
the bread is still there
i don't understand
this is beyond my comprehension
Samantha: hahaha
danrys23: was it in a special bag?
Samantha: I'm formulating a note fo ryou
Rokaya: umm just a plastic bag
the bag the bread roll came in
danrys23: wow
so someone unwrapped it, realized it wasn't there, then TOOK the insides, put the bread back together, wrapped it again, and put it back in the fridge?
Samantha: wow indeed
Rokaya: i guess
that seems so ridiculous though
i honestly keep wondering if i just didn't put the filling in this morning but i distinctly remember doing so
danrys23: well why would you make a sandwich with nothing inside it
thats equally ridiculous
Rokaya: this is all ridiculous
i'm just so perplexed as to what happened

then same decides to write rokaya a note to put in place of the sandwich in order to sass whoever took it...

PM Samantha: okay well if a weird message shows up elsewhere that's on you
cause your name is on it
hahah
just sent it
and it faxed backwards...
so the note I tried to put last
comes out first...
so...
yeah run
Rokaya: i like where this is headed already
Samantha: hahhaha
Rokaya: uhhh i don't see it yet
oops
Samantha: oh no
what number is that? that you gave me?
is that on the machine you're by?
or did I just fax someone else in Boston?
danrys23: yayyyy
Samantha: hahahahah Dan if you saw the note you'd realize why I'm worried
Rokaya: OH NO
WHAT DID YOU WRITE
Samantha: OH MY GOD WHY?
nothing innappropriate
just snark-filled
your name isn't on THAT note
just the cover sheet
you could claim you know nothing about that
Rokaya: haha no i'm not really worried
Samantha: just...the other lease stuff is yours
okay well
it's full of snark and sauce
Rokaya: i don't think anyone will really care
danrys23: jeez everything has been ruined
Rokaya: today is an awful day
the other intern keeps looking at me suspiciously, no one ever uses the fax machine
danrys23: probably because he wants to go on facebook

Samantha: omg
damnit rokaya
I'm never faxing you a nice note again
this is the last doodle you get
danrys23: HAHAHHA
PM Rokaya: ohhhh this is awkward
Samantha: I'm washing my hands of this
you did this to yourself
Rokaya: uhh so there's the drawing and the cover but no lease
so it looks like i had you fax me a picture of a sandwich
cool
danrys23: hahahaha
thats even funnier
Samantha: hahaha wait
but it send four sheets
and the cover letter was not next to the sandwhich...
did someone take our lease by accident??
cause if the cover sheet went through as well as the sandwhich sheet...it doesn't make any sense that the lease wouldn't come through
well this was a disaster
do you like my note at least?
Rokaya: the two pages are blank
is what appears to be the problem
whaaaaaaaat
okay
danrys23: oh jeez
you guys are having serious issues

there's more but these are the part's that made me laugh loudly enough to get noticed by my coworkers

Easy...

(573): Why must you fuck with me

Welcome back

(573): How long will you guys be there for? I'm on a really intense mission for popsicles at the moment

FGN apart presents...

Ronnie Sleeps
Featuring
Ronnie as "The Sleeping Man"

co-starring:
Dan as "The Roommate"
Steve as "The Intrigued Party"
&
Sam as "The One Who Put it On Facebook"

(774): Ydah dotm woruy bouj it
(774): wiph ud jbome tho

Reeeeeal tycipal

(315): Keith is trying to hold my hand

(610): Let him!!!

(as drunk Dave is successfully getting my phone number on attempt number 7...)

(315) I wish you could see the look you just gave me

(315): Just before I left my apartment, i realized it. My shirt had, in fact, been on backwards the whole day

(610): And that is how you wow the ladies day in and day out. You're an adonis...shirts have no backwards or forwards with you.

(315): I'm an anarchist

(610): A rebel without a cause

(610): A rebel without proper dressing skills to say the least

Yes you do

(516) : I just got hit on by a gay guy. I need to stop reading outside on Saturday night.

From the fgn the night of the Wilco show...

1:22 a.m.
(978): "Follow your heart"

Learn your rules

(click to enlarge)

This is true of many things

(315) The bus is way better when you're mad ripped

(310) : Should I do shots before class?

rokaya9467: my boss got wet in the rain the other day and took his pants off to dry
rokaya9467: it was kinda unprofessional

edit--

rokaya9467: also kinda awkward, but he said "i'm sorry i just really hate having wet jeans"

Promise

(610) : Jablaya is promised! If dan fails to preserve it I will keep it in tin foil until your return.

(315): I just realized there is a bag of weed and rips clearly visible in the slide show i submitted...

Babies

(857): Yes, baby. Bring some babies.

a jay-pan fan