"they weren't talking in the beginning, they were speaking spanish."
-Lana

Do I?

Sam "Would you like some Coca Cola?"
Rokaya "No, I don't want any of that surely there's alcohol"
Sam (tries some of it) "I don't taste any alcohol."
Rokaya "Do you want me to throw up on your shoe, Sam?"

gchat reminder...

me: don't you have a flight to catch or something?
Sent at 1:50 PM on Monday

rokaya9467: OH SHIT
WHAT TIME IS IT
SHIT
me: hahahahahaha

Chris? Kris?

gchat...

me: you should invest in those hand warmers and some nice gloves now that things are getting chilly
or perhaps chris cringle will bring you some solstice gloves

rokaya9467: chris cringle?
i'm buying gloves on the way home actually
ohh like santa claus
i'm used to kringle with a k
i thought he was like some BU friend i had who i forgot i exchange christmas presents with

610: My latest theory about the comm ave guy...what if he is training for ninja warrior?

Not a Gift

(262): Hi, this is Abby. Don't be alarmed, there is a small asian girl in your bed. This is not a gift. It happened too fast. Nothing could be done.

Pizza Man

(516): Who is this?
(718): Pizza man
(516): I didn't order pizza